I wish Barack Obama hadn't done a real estate deal with the wife of a guy who now is going to be on trial. He didn't. Hillary got "Two Pinocchios" for that one from at least one newspaper. http://factcheck.barackobama.com/factcheck/2008/01/23/chicago_tribune_factcheckorg_w_1.php
I wish the genuine and emotional Hillary Clinton didn't look like some kind of wide-eyed weirdo during meet-and-greets. Well... she probably looks that way because she IS that way. How else do you think she ended up marrying a doofus from Arkansas who drove an El Camino with astroturf in the back? And what's a megalomaniac supposed to look like? Hillary Clinton is George Bush with a donkey on her lapel and a jackass at her side. But they do make an amusing team... Kinda remind me of the old Rasslin tag teams... My favorite comment from the NC debate...
From the NYT: (In response to Clinton's comment...) - “I’m here,” Mrs. Clinton said, “not my husband.” Mr. Obama snapped, “I can’t tell who I’m running against sometimes.” http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/us/politics/22dems.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I wish John Edwards didn't stand around wondering why no one is listening to what he has to say. Well... he's an ambulance chaser - a very financially successful ambulance chaser, but one nontheless. It's what they do. ;-D
I wish Rudy Guiliani could campaign on something other than subject-verb-"9-11". Well... ya go with what ya got, and if that's all ya got and it isn't enough, then you just GO. Rudi's a little slow in getting the message.
I wish Fred Thompson had actually campaigned on something. Who? Oh, yeah. The actor, former Senator. It's actually a good thing he didn't try to campaign on his record as a Senator. He sucked at it.
I wish Mike Huckabee could be a populist candidate without the theocratic dream schtick. Come on now - SEERIOUSLY! I know you've heard it - "What's in a name?" Can you really expect the people of the US, shallow as they are, to elect and expect respect from the rest of the world for a guy named "HUCKABEE"? Huckaee, gotta pee, look at me, hee hee hee. Nah. He should have pulled a Hartpence without the Monkey Shines No one would have blamed him at all.
I wish Mitt Romney could make up his mind. He did. He decided he could be president. He was wrong, but he's a wannabe decider so that doesn't count. The man's ignorant of the issues - the clueless are always confident.
I wish I hadn't seen an Al Gore 2008 bumper sticker on an office door today. RTFLMBO Ya go with what ya got. LMBO some more! I hear he's going to make another documentary - going to call it "An Inconvenient Doofus" It's gonna be about a moron who wouldn't know real science if it bit him on the ass, but who manages to convince a LOT of people that he's some kind of climatologic guru and wins (?) the NObrain prize for stupidity.
I wish Ron Paul made sense a higher percentage of the time. Who?
I wish I could remember who some of the other candidates, active and inactive, were. Trust me. It's better that you don't. {EG}
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." -Adlai Stevenson, statesman (1900-1965)
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He didn't. Hillary got "Two Pinocchios" for that one from at least one newspaper.
http://factcheck.barackobama.com/factcheck/2008/01/23/chicago_tribune_factcheckorg_w_1.php
I wish the genuine and emotional Hillary Clinton didn't look like some kind of wide-eyed weirdo during meet-and-greets.
Well... she probably looks that way because she IS that way. How else do you think she ended up marrying a doofus from Arkansas who drove an El Camino with astroturf in the back? And what's a megalomaniac supposed to look like? Hillary Clinton is George Bush with a donkey on her lapel and a jackass at her side. But they do make an amusing team... Kinda remind me of the old Rasslin tag teams... My favorite comment from the NC debate...
From the NYT: (In response to Clinton's comment...)
- “I’m here,” Mrs. Clinton said, “not my husband.”
Mr. Obama snapped, “I can’t tell who I’m running against sometimes.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/us/politics/22dems.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I wish John Edwards didn't stand around wondering why no one is listening to what he has to say.
Well... he's an ambulance chaser - a very financially successful ambulance chaser, but one nontheless. It's what they do. ;-D
I wish Rudy Guiliani could campaign on something other than subject-verb-"9-11".
Well... ya go with what ya got, and if that's all ya got and it isn't enough, then you just GO. Rudi's a little slow in getting the message.
I wish Fred Thompson had actually campaigned on something.
Who? Oh, yeah. The actor, former Senator. It's actually a good thing he didn't try to campaign on his record as a Senator. He sucked at it.
I wish Mike Huckabee could be a populist candidate without the theocratic dream schtick.
Come on now - SEERIOUSLY! I know you've heard it - "What's in a name?" Can you really expect the people of the US, shallow as they are, to elect and expect respect from the rest of the world for a guy named "HUCKABEE"? Huckaee, gotta pee, look at me, hee hee hee. Nah. He should have pulled a Hartpence without the Monkey Shines No one would have blamed him at all.
I wish Mitt Romney could make up his mind.
He did. He decided he could be president. He was wrong, but he's a wannabe decider so that doesn't count. The man's ignorant of the issues - the clueless are always confident.
I wish I hadn't seen an Al Gore 2008 bumper sticker on an office door today.
RTFLMBO Ya go with what ya got. LMBO some more! I hear he's going to make another documentary - going to call it "An Inconvenient Doofus" It's gonna be about a moron who wouldn't know real science if it bit him on the ass, but who manages to convince a LOT of people that he's some kind of climatologic guru and wins (?) the NObrain prize for stupidity.
I wish Ron Paul made sense a higher percentage of the time.
Who?
I wish I could remember who some of the other candidates, active and inactive, were.
Trust me. It's better that you don't. {EG}
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you
take."
-Adlai Stevenson, statesman (1900-1965)