I have a story here I was thinking of for ASIM. If you think it would help, I'd be happy to add a scene where the protagonist turns to her accomplice and says, "Look! Over there! That man in the white lab coat controlling the weather! Why, he's balding mad!"

Then the accomplice could turn to her and say, "This is no time for profanity, Yoko."

If you get two or three more people in on this--well isn't that how phrases are coined? If you can't change your submission, change the language.