dr_phil_physics | Spamalot. Spamalot. I Know It Sounds A Bit Bizarre (Reply)

Gmail is pretty good at ferretting out spam, as opposed to the university's email system which has been known to flag important things like writing contracts and let in obvious crap like notifications from the university email system requesting password confirmation (right) or Viagra deals sent by... me.

This one amused me:

USPS .COM

Notification

Our courier couldnt make the delivery of parcel to you at 20th April 2014.
Print label and show it in the nearest post office.

Print a Shipping Label NOW

USPS | Copyright 2014 USPS. All Rights Reserved.

BBC Latest News:

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The FDA has rejected a petition from environmentalists that would have banned BPA from all food and drink packaging.

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To: Postal Service <item_45 @ resumeportfolios.com

I included the return email, since it so obviously is NOT from the United States Postal Service.

And why the hell would USPS (1) put the latest news in a footer that's (2) from the BBC? (grin)

I keep saying -- we need a better class of spammers, because these guys are bush league D students at best. How many grammar mistakes can you see? (evil-grin)

Dr. Phil