Whatta Buncha Rubes

Stupid, stupid spammers. Really? This is a notice from "State Court"?

I love how we're on a first name basis.

Oh sure, there's a ZIP file attachment as if I'd open that fucker, but this email doesn't contain my name, my address, the court, the judge, the case number -- anything -- even assuming I would get such a notice via email. And the sender's address? Puh-lease. "DexesAmpuAnBayi.com is hosted in Istanbul."

I doubt that Leslie, under oath, could even NAME which state this State Court is in.

Worst. Summons. Ever.

Subject: PHIL, Notice to Appear
From: State Court<leslie.olsen@dexesampuanbayi.com> Attachment
Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 1:59 PM

To: dr.phil@xxxx

Dear Phil,

You have to appear in the Court on the March 23.
Please, prepare all the documents relating to the case and bring them to Court on the specified date.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.

You can review complete details of the Court Notice in the attachment.

Kind regards,
Leslie Olsen,
District Clerk.

For a while I hadn't been getting a lot of stupid spam. But lately? It's like these people aren't even trying and they're just looking for low hanging fruit.

Oh, and should one of these things ever be real? I would sue. Because no one in their right mind would take this seriously.

Color me, as my grandfather would say, regusted.

Dr. Phil

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