OMG NO!

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Oh Dear Lords Of COBOL Protect Us!

(snicker) (giggle) (guffaw)

Bloody well funny, eh mahn?

Dr. Phil

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That was awesome!

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If the whole trilogy had been like that, I would have watched the third one! (It certainly would have been an interesting take on The Horns Of Rohan....)

Re: That was awesome!

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Scene: Helm's Deep
Location: The Causeway outside the gates

Quick! Run out there and blow those vuvuzelas at those orcs!

Right!

(Sound of gates slamming behind them.)

Uh, oops?

Dr. Phil

Re: That was awesome!

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(From Eric, who seemingly cannot use OpenID from the office....)

Three-hundred vuvuzelas for the Elven team when their sweeper slides
Seven-hundred for the Dwarf-team when opponents throw-in
Nine-hundred for Mortal Men when the striker drives
One thousand for the Dark Lord when his team's about to win
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie
A thousand vuvuzelas a goal, a thousand vuvuzelas a foul
A thousand vuvuzelas raised and buzzing so loud
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

(With sincere and abased apologies to Professor Tolkien and his descendants to the seventh generation.)

Re: That was awesome!

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See? Eric gets it. (grin)

Dr. Phil