Teh Stupid
Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:58![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dr_phil_physics(phone rings in office)
(hit Speaker button)
-- Phil Kaldon.
-- Hello, is this Dr. Phil?
-- Phil Kaldon.
-- Is this, uh..., THE Dr. Phil?
-- Are you trying to reach the Dr. Phil Show in California?
-- Uh, yes.
-- This is a Physics professor in Michigan. My website clearly says I am not the Dr. Phil on television, which is the only way you could've gotten this phone number. Sorry, I can't help you.
-- Oh. (crestfallen)
Sigh.
Dr. Phil
PS - Haven't gotten one of these in a while.
(hit Speaker button)
-- Phil Kaldon.
-- Hello, is this Dr. Phil?
-- Phil Kaldon.
-- Is this, uh..., THE Dr. Phil?
-- Are you trying to reach the Dr. Phil Show in California?
-- Uh, yes.
-- This is a Physics professor in Michigan. My website clearly says I am not the Dr. Phil on television, which is the only way you could've gotten this phone number. Sorry, I can't help you.
-- Oh. (crestfallen)
Sigh.
Dr. Phil
PS - Haven't gotten one of these in a while.
