Them!

Sunday, 2 August 2015 01:44
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A very pleasant Saturday. The original forecast was for rain all day, but it was mostly blue sky with some clouds lingering on the horizon. And at nearly 10pm, not fully dark, a lovely just-past-full orange moon rising up and poking through the trees.

After breakfast, we casually brought up the question of movies -- this is summer -- and which one. This is the opening weekend for the new Mission Impossible flick, but we haven't seen Ant-Man yet. It's Yet Another Movie that Morning Edition on NPR and Los Angeles Times film critic Kenneth Turan -- who hates nearly anything SF/F we want to see -- gave Yet Another lovely review of all this nonsense, calling it fun. When did the aliens invade and what have they done with the real Turan? Anyway, this is its third weekend? We figured it would be easier to get in. But then there's 3D... and frankly, from the trailers and subject, we decided to go for that. That reduced us to Holland 8, not Holland 7, and either very early or evening.

No problem! We hit up the Mexican place on M-45 a few miles west of 120th Avenue for dinner. We don't get there enough. Yet another place where I tend to order the same thing -- Bistec ranchero, with beans, rice, lettuce and some flour tortillas. Mmmm.

After that, we did a quick errand over to Hope College and then back up to Holland 8.

Ant-Man 3D [PG-13]
Holland 8 Theatre 6, 7:00pm, 2×$8.99
It would be easy to dismiss, what even comic book fans are saying is a movie about a lower tier hero. Except for three glaring signal flares. The trailer was enchanting. It's a Marvel movie. And it's tied into the whole Marvel/Avengers movie universe.

It's easy to consider Ant-Man is Iron Man Lite, just like Guardians of the Galaxy is Avengers Lite. But unlike light beer, there's still some good movie making magic going on here.

It starts with the cast. Haven't seen Michael Douglas playing a good guy character in a while and this is an outstanding film for him. Paul Rudd is in the role of the low rent Tony Stark, but he brings a lot of heart to the character. And Evangeline Lilly... In my review of Jurassic World (DW) (LJ), I complained about Bryce Dallas Howard. Lilly takes almost the same haircut and tailored executive look -- and runs with it. Don't know about her shoes (evil-grin), but she is so much more competent and personable. Plus, there's... oh, don't want to talk about that... Anyway, bald Corey Stoll has one of the nicest faces in the business. So, he's a good guy, right? Business partner of Michael Douglas, much like Tony Stark's business buddy? Hello? Is this thing on? Why am I disconnected? Of course, he's one of those I'm always confusing with equally bald Evan Handler, who was on The West Wing, Studio 60 and this summer's The Astronaut Wives Club.

The connections to the Marvel Cinematic Universe are mostly subtle. The Avengers get mentioned, Tony Stark's dad -- but not Tony Stark -- appears. Oh, and finally we get an Avenger -- the under-appreciated Falcon. Like Iron Man, Ant-Man starts with a suit. And also like Iron Man, there are earlier versions and a new competitor. And training. Lots and lots of training. Also old guys with giant research labs under their homes -- who'd win between Michael Douglas and George Clooney in Tomorrowland? (grin)

Okay, there's a lot of hokey science, but it rolls easily off the back as we are too interested in watching the wizardry of micro/macro versions of everything. I remember in Fantastic Voyage there's mention of blowing up an ant to the size of a locomotive to facilitate study. POV is very important to making this movie work. Also Thomas the Tank Engine.

Like any superhero movie, there's collateral damage galore. And here we are rooting for more movies, damn the cost to tear apart another city around the world. Lovely summer escapism. And a surprising different turn to the whole divorced/missing dad and doting daughter story. Paul Rudd as the anti-Tony Stark. It'd be easy to complain that everything in Ant-Man is stuff we've seen before, but it's presented as fresh. They spent the money and put enough in the script for the cast to chew on. Then the let the special effects people go apeshit.

Ant-Man is sort of this year's Guardians of the Galaxy. And even if it's lower tier heroes, Marvel still puts in the effort, which is why their integrated complexity of movies is the top game in the comic book movie offerings from Hollywood.

If you DO see this in a theatre, DO stay to the very end of the credits. Despite the fade to black, the music hasn't ended, and we get the SECOND of two Dr. Phil Specials. And, if you're waiting for the obligatory Stan Lee siting -- it's quite late in the film.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Trailers: One TV promo worth noting: Minority Report is a spin-off from the adaptation of the Phillip K. Dick story, starring Tom Cruise. Premise is that this is some years later and one of the pre-cogs is still haunted by visions and gets into an ad hoc Pre-Crime operation. It could be fun. I mean it's not like regular TV cop shows give a damn about following procedures -- and then there's Castle for civilians tailing along... Movies trailers: No Escape is about some American family trying to get out of what looks like a falling apart Middle Eastern city. Is that Owen Wilson doing a serious movie? Looks pretty improbable. Fantastic 4 (8/14) The last two movie incarnation of F4 had some good casting, including Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba, plus some good visuals. But I didn't see either one in the theatres and the broad sections I've seen on TV haven't made it into one of my top ten comic book movies. The new one? I was disappointed that we were getting Yet Another Reboot when it was announced, but frankly it's very pretty. And Dr. Doom looks really good. Will consider it. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (8/7) is stylish 1960s big screen spy luxe. Hated the idea of a Reboot, but damn... Existing trailer for Everest (9/18 IMAX, 9/25). A new Disney man-versus-nature movie, The First Hours (1/29/2016) seems to be about an old (?) Coast Guard rescue attempt of a broken tanker in awful weather conditions. Ah, I love this sea stuff -- A Perfect Storm, even the awful Kevin Costner The Guardian. And of course, the existing Han-We're-Home trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (12/18).

Bonus Movie
Advise & Consent (1962)
Later on after midnight, I stumbled across this black & white Otto Preminger film with Henry Fonda that I hadn't seen before. At its simplest, it's about a Presidential nomination for Secretary of State. Thank goodness most nominations don't go like this! But given the post-McCarthy era and also that this is contemporary with The Manchurian Candidate and Seven Days in May, man the political films of the early 60s are pretty bleak!

I have to agree with the positions stated in the Wikipedia article of the Variety and New York Times reviews -- great acting, rather contrived plot.

Fonda plays his stock everyman character well here, but surprisingly he disappears before the third act and there are many others in the cast -- Walter Pigeon as the Majority Leader and senior Senator from Michigan is outstanding. Charles Laughton's last role is well done here, playing the bad guy Senator from South Carolina with multiple layers. Burgess Meredith has a short, but pivotal role -- based on Whittaker Chambers. Also of note is Betty White's first screen role as a Senator from Kansas and one of Gene Tierney's last.

Some of the best of the movie is WHERE it was filmed, more than the story. (grin) I remember hearing as a kid that there was a subway train for the Senators. Always interested in trains, the first time I saw a B&W photo, I said, "THAT's a subway train?" What's shown in the movie is the open Dirksen monorail. The current systems are better described as People Movers and not subway trains. (grin)

Recommended for Performances and Historical Settings

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Tony, Tony, Tony

Monday, 4 May 2015 00:13
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So Saturday we drove to Grand Haven, dodging the falling concrete of the brand new and unfinished overpass for the M-231 bypass just as the violent earthquake struck... oh, okay, that part never happened. But we did have to go to Grand Haven, and after our errand we popped over to the harbor and had chili dogs and an order of jalapeno poppers with fried Monterrey Jack cheese.

I saw The Avengers (DW) (LJ) back in May 2012. Three years and several other Marvel movies later and it's time to see if the magic is still there. We could have gone down US-31 to the Holland 7, but no... Saturday was the start of Tulip Time in Holland and hundreds of thousands of people were going to show up for the beautiful weather, events and a couple million tulips.

Grand Haven 9 offered a lot of shows, but only ONE afternoon show in 3D. So we'd gotten a Fandango gift card at Christmas. Can't use it at Jack Loeks/Celebration North. But I checked and we could get tickets online for the 3D showing at 3pm. Thank you, Rebecca!

Grand Haven 9 is a Goodrich Quality Theatre, same chain as our favorite Holland 7, and also the Kalamazoo 10. But it's newer than either. In fact, we were here just once, in 1999 shortly after it opened to see Topsy Turvy, which was in very limited release around here. I remember we weren't impressed by either the help or the popcorn then. It was the middle of the week and late, so it just may have been stale, bagged popcorn and not fresh. There weren't a lot of customers. But, it's six years later and we know a number of people who live out Grand Haven way who are happy with the theatre, so we decided to give it another chance.

Of the rash of West Michigan multiplexes built in the 90s, Grand Haven is probably the smallest physically, despite one more screen that the Star Holland 8. Handicapped parking in front on either side of the entrance with multiple ramps. The power assist door, though, could've been a special effect for the slowly opening multi-ton door in Die Hard. A whole family was able to cross in front of me after I pushed the button on the pillar before it opened even a fraction of the way. When I let the family go by, the mother couldn't believe how slow the door was. The father would have held a door open for me, but by then the power assist door was almost open. WTF? And in the theatre, handicapped seating is in the mid-row, as in many stadium seating theatres, but oddly the actual seats were raised up in pairs by one step. So if you were accompanying someone in a wheelchair and they couldn't stand and climb up into the seat, they'd be like a foot or so below you. That sounds family friendly and inclusive, doesn't it? With iron pipe railings in front and behind the seats, I was able to safely step up and take a seat. Weird.

I don't know if we have just been spoiled by newer generation digital 3D projectors at Holland 7 or Celebration North, or if the film is unusually dark, but Mrs. Dr. Phil and I both felt it was a dimmer experience, more like what we'd seen early on in real film 3D movies.

The popcorn, however, was pretty tasty this time.

Avengers: Age of Ultron 3D [PG-13]
Grand Haven 9 Theatre 5, 3:00pm, 2×$9.00

No, there are not spoilers here. We know how these movies work. Marvel has a formula and has been damn good at delivering the goods. The Winter Soldier was better than Captain America: The First Avenger. And after all the Thor, Cap, Iron Man and Hulk movies, 2012's The Avengers was the best of all of them. So we had high hopes for this, which is why we had to see it opening weekend. John Serba, the local GRPress reviewer, gave it 3½ stars. We were stoked.

It's Tony Stark's fault. It's always going to be Tony Stark's fault. Sure, he saves everything in the end, but the man is a menace through multiple movies -- he's the Gregory House of superhero genius engineer billionaires -- his first several solutions are going to be wrong, wrong, wrong and make everything worse. And I ended up using a Pepper Potts LJ icon for this entry, because she's the one character who isn't here. Otherwise, we have to throw the kitchen sink at solving the Ultron mess.

There are quite a number of big fight scenes. But Marvel has figured out how to do pacing. And building up the characters into more than one dimension. We learn something about Hawkeye we didn't know before. And Black Widow. And truly, Mark Ruffalo's Dr. Banner/Hulk has got a lot more depth than previous attempts. Personally, he needs to stand up for himself a little more, but I can still go with him.

And what can I say about Ultron? He is the best villain I've seen in a long time -- best in a comic book movie, I'd say. Who doesn't love a villain who refuses to explain his evil plan to the heroes and makes a joke about it? I mean, if Marvel/Disney didn't have a cash making machine in this franchise, they SO could have had it all go south and have our heroes lose. It's possible. And although we know that superhero death isn't the same as regular person death, these guys were all in jeopardy here.

Of course it wouldn't be a first-class Marvel film without some humor at times. Stan Lee of COURSE makes a memorable appearance in a cameo. And there's a scene with Thor's hammer which is just plain fun. Don Cheadle, a class actor who forever is getting gypped in these films, gets to actually show up from time to time -- but he looks to be having such a good time. We even get to see a couple scenes with the excellent Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgård, who has figured in some of the previous movies. Idris Ilba and Haley Atwell get cameos. In a departure from usual Marvel practice, the actor who does the voice of J.A.R.V.I.S. gets to act a second role in this movie. Nice.

And given the nature of the enemy's attacks, they are able to explore some things which they hadn't been able to do before with the characters. Hell, they even wreck a city for no good reason.

Okay... so the Physics is, as usual, a little cringeworthy. What can I say? We know it. We can't worry about it or we wouldn't have any fun.

Bottom lines -- is it canon? Well, it seems to fit the Marvel movie universe. I can't speak to the comic universes canon. Is it fun? Oh my. We get to see shit blown up. A lot of shit. And, there is one whopping lot of collateral damage.

For the first Summer 2015 Blockbuster, seeing as it at least May now, it's 141 minutes well spent. Worldwide it pulled in over $600 million this weekend, putting in the #2 box office slot for all of 2015 already. Ahead of the half billion for Fifty Shades of Gray and behind Furious 7 which has been out a while.

Frankly, it looks like a good year for action films.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Wikipedia reports that, "Two sequels, Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 and Avengers: Infinity War Part 2, are scheduled to be released on May 4, 2018, and May 3, 2019, respectively."

An Aside:
Look at the poster. Look at it carefully. There are "A" Avengers and "B" Avengers. The big four are Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. Target has ads showing these four action figures stopping a shopping cart with an Ultron action figure. A commercial before the movie showed four boys with masks and gloves and toys for The Big Four. So, Black Widow and Hawkeye, they're chopped liver? Well, just like Egyptian tomb art, the "B" Avengers are smaller figures. And clearly girls don't need to have superheroes marketed to them.

I get it. The Big Four are SUPERHEROES. One is a god. One is augmented and nearly immortal. One is, well, green and BIG. One has every technological gizmoid known to, if not man, then at least one superior intellect in the universe. But Hawkeye at least gets some fancy tech arrows. Besides her awesome mind, what does Black Widow get? A couple of pistols? And can we get her a movie? (H/T to Clarion 2004 classmate, novelist and comic author Marjorie M. Liu for the link.)

Trailers: Batman v Superman, which I shall just refer to as BS in the future. Look, I know that in the comics world we get good and bad versions of everybody, plus sometimes they team up and sometimes we just want to have superheroes smack each other around. But ignorant of the comic canon, BS just looks stupid. The motivation from The People looks like a lot of arguing of sending Superman back because he's an undocumented illegal alien. There is going to have to be a LOT of good press on this one before I go see it. On the other hand, several friends online have said that with very low expectations going in, that the trailer for Ant Man made them want to see this movie. You know, there is something to be said for Marvel vs DC in the movie business. So help me, it looks like fun. Existing 2nd trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, which clearly screams to be on the big screen. Bottom line, VII HAS to be better than III. Period. There was a fourth trailer, but I don't remember what it was for.

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xkcd and Time

Long time readers will know of my love for Randall Munroe's web comic xkcd. Not only has it moments of pure silliness, math, physics and computer jokes, but how the heck does he manage to create poignant stick figures with emotions? Then there are his amazing tour de forces, which can be massive drawings or fascinating infographs. Great stuff and you should read him every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Since the start of yesterday's (Monday 25 March 2013) post, the xkcd forum has been going nuts. The comic is called "Time" and the mouseover ALT-text reads "Wait for it." Since I was in the middle of running some backups, I couldn't wait, but figured things would be happening later. And oh, were they ever. Even though it was taking hours for anything to become clear as the comic evolved slowly, one panel at a time every half hour. One poster on the forum called in sick to follow updates. Naturally, given the coding community, there were all sorts of attempts to suss out Randall's file name hashing to try to see ahead -- very funny stuff. And before the sandcastle appeared, people worried about whether the comic would be dark or not.

As of 12:30pm EDT, the Wikipedia entry describes:
Comic no. 1190 ("Time") began publication on March 25, 2013, with the comic's image updating every 30 minutes since midnight on that date. The images appear to constitute frames of a story, with characters moving (either slightly or not) from image to image. The mouseover text reads "Wait for it.", and the scene depicts a male and female character apparently building a sandcastle complex on a beach. No purpose or explanation of this comic has been made available.

We still don't know where this is going. There has been speculation about time and tides. About April 1st next week. How long it will run. I don't know.

But I'll be checking back.

One version of the whole thing animated, updating as needed, can be found here.

UPDATE 3/28Th: A faster slower animated version is here.

Four days running and still there has been amazing changes...

Dr. Phil
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Saw Two Movies Last Week

Still have to write up a review on the one. This week I was busy with a variety of things, what with poor weather the beginning of the week and the abortive dinner plans (DW) of midweek, so I didn't get out to the movies until Friday. But it was a really pretty day out, which made a late afternoon drive exceptionally pleasant.

When I came out at 6:30pm, it was still bright blue sky nice. Still over a month to the longest day of the year, but what a difference a couple of months can make. Anyway, there were these two seagulls squawking on top of this light pole in the parking lot. I'd brought a camera, so I changed to a longer lens. By the time I got the shot, they were no longer on the same lamp housing, but they still amused me.


One pair of gulls, bathing in sunlight -- or the emissions from that cellphone tower. (grin) (Click on photo for larger.)

The Avengers 3D [PG-13]
Holland 7 Theatre 5, 4:00pm, 1×$8.25

The start of the summer blockbuster popcorn season came early this year and oh what a biggie. There was no way I wasn't going to get a small popcorn and drink, especially since the Holland 7 has the best popcorn around.

In the week since The Avengers blew up the box office, many people have raved about how good the flick is. Especially given the results of some of the comic book adaptations. I even think the local reviewer at the GRPress gave it four stars. And a lot of that love is justified. But there's also some carping about the lack of diversity -- despite Samuel L., Scarlett and Gwyneth among the major players. And that, too, is justified to some extent.

But, given that Marvel already has in the bag movies with Iron Man, The Hulk and The Mighty Thor, they've been building up to The Avengers for years. And Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. finally gets to come up to bat and bring everyone out to play. Everyone gets to have a lot of fun, sufficiently such that Tony Stark doesn't completely dominate/steal the whole show. And that is what makes this movie incredibly fun. The interactions and banter between all these powerful heroes -- and villains. Even the Big Guy. That big green guy. (grin)

Sure we have the usual Things That Go Wrong and Teams That Won't Team at first, plus the usual setbacks and stuff. I mean, they've got two hours and twenty minutes to fill, so they have to pack a lot of stuff into this movie. But there's actually dialogue and whole scenes of expository development. Really. Hard to believe.

Look, I know we're dealing with willing suspension of disbelief, but I do have a few issues with firepower, numbers of rounds and energy requirements. You've got all these bad guys pouring out of hyperdimensional hole in the sky, like so many anime shows or reminiscent of The Matrix: Revolutions. At least the latter made an attempt, even if poorly executed, of trying to include some semblance of having to actually carry a lot of rounds and reload from time to time. Instead we get one good indication of why having only one shot isn't such a good tactical move and then we have Black Widow blasting away the invaders with pistols. Right.

There were a handful of people at the showing I was at, including a bunch of teens after school. But only one group of adults stayed with me to see the first Dr. Phil Special -- you had to stay all the way to the very end to see the second. (grin)

Good popcorn.

Highly Recommended

Trailers: We're getting longer trailers for some of the movies we've seen previously. Two animated movies. Disney's Brave certainly looks entertaining. I can pass on Frankenweenie, since I have a bad feeling I've just seen all the best lines about a boy trying to resurrect his dog. And heavens to Betsy, they're trying to make me like Battleship.

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A Very Calvin & Hobbes Christmas



This is, of course, a loving tribute to Bill Watterson's Calvin & Hobbes comic and Calvin's endlessly "inventive" use of snowmen.

And then I was alerted the other day by Vince about this artwork of Calvin & Hobbes grown up as master spies.

Everyone should have a tiger.

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