dr_phil_physics: (7of9borg)
So mainly my cellphone is off. This morning I needed to call someone. Turn on phone. It doesn't find my Bluetooth earset right away, so I manually go in and do it.

In the middle of this I am interrupted by Messaging popping up telling me my online bill is ready. Clear that.

So now I'm ready to start dialing my phone number. Got the first four digits in and...

Oh, given my previous posting, you can probably guess that it was a countdown screen saying that Verizon was going to download software improvements to my LG Cosmos 3 phone in 29... 28... No opt out. Press OK. It downloads. New screen -- it's going to run the update in 3 minutes and will take 3 minutes to run.

This one, at least, has a Delay button, but since it already interrupted me, I just went ahead and ran it. Actually, I had two students come in, so I don't know what other "important" messages Verizon had to say.

But I tell you, these vendors really have to come up with a more civilized way of pushing updates to the users.

Dr. Phil
dr_phil_physics: (hal-9000)
The Allendale Telephone Company -- renamed several times due to mergers -- sounds like a podunk, small time operation. But it isn't. Because of GVSU in Allendale, there's always been money to keep the system high tech with excellent uptime. When DSL became available out where we were, we joined up. Kept it at the lowest guaranteed rate, but most days we get excellent throughput. Good enough to download 200MB printer drivers and do Netflix streaming, and play music and podcasts online. Oh sure, some Friday nights we can't watch a movie due to what we figure is all the kids on our subnet playing some massive online game plus a movie. (grin) But considering the quality (snort) and lack of concern about security, there is no way I'd ever hook up to a cable modem around here.

Next year we are supposed to be upgraded to fiber optics cable and we'll upgrade the phone, Internet and quite possible tell the cable TV company to take a hike.

Last night we had no DSL. We flipped off the powerstrip that has the DSL modem and the WiFi boxes a couple of times. WiFi came up. DSL modem came up and with the appropriate number of steady and blinking lights. Just no DSL Internet access.

We could've called Aventec -- the current company name -- but of course the system has been reliable so I'd have to look it up on the webpage. Oh, darn. Fortunately Mrs. Dr. Phil had the latest bill and we still get an Allendale phonebook from Aventec, so we did in fact have the numbers.

But last night we really didn't have a pressing need. We read books. Watched the Cubs beat up on the Cardinals in Game 3 of the NLDS. Had some Food Network.

In the morning, still no go. So Mrs. Dr. Phil called the local office when they opened at 8 and they reset the DSL. Everything is fine.

This is the second time in the years we've had DSL that they office had to reset the connection. Other minor DSL outages resolve themselves in a few hours. And, we could've called the service numbers last night if we'd wanted to. Basically, we've been pretty pleased with our DSL service.

Before we had the DSL, we used a jack splitter and ran a 25-foot RJ-11 phone line around the corner and across the living room to either our laptops or the Micron mid-tower PC at the desk. 28.8K modem from 1996 to when we got DSL/WiFi...

Dr. Phil
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2520

Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:27
dr_phil_physics: (kate-neverland-cell)
Nearly 7 Years Ago -- 2520 Days

We bought a pair of Motorola RAZR V3a cellphones back on 16 February 2008 (DW). We didn't need to buy new phones, in terms of the phones, but the pair of Motorola V60i phones we were using covered both analog and digital bands -- and the FCC wanted to rid the country of analog band phones. So, Alltel had us come in and get new phones.

Realize that since 1994, we've only each had three cell phones: Motorola MicroTAC/TeleTAC, 2 x V60i, 2 x RAZR V3a.

In the course of time the RAZRs have done swell. We've replaced batteries twice. But Mrs. Dr. Phil, who in the last two years has left hers on most of the time, has had some flaky problems. Which came to a head Saturday around 1pm. Tried to turn it on and it hung while booting -- not a good sign. Got the Hello Moto splash screen and it stayed there. Except for flickering every now and then, momentarily showing a couple of vertical color strips against a black background. Oh that's never a good sign.

Ironically, we'd just been having a discussion the other day about which way we might go with phones the next time we needed to do phones. On the one hand, we really want our phones to be phones. On the other, it would be nice to be able to check a few things online from time to time. We have a Verizon WiFi hotspot which we use on a pay-as-you-go basis for travel and conferences. Mrs. Dr. Phil was even able to take a quick picture of some fall leaves in the U.P. on US-41 in the middle of nowhere with her Kindle Fire HDX, then post to Facebook using HAIKU, the hotspot.

But smartphones? Apple iPhone? Stick with Motorola and get a Droid MAXX or Turbo? The latter has really quick charge and with the Kindle Fires running a form of Android, it would make some sense. But they charge so much for the damned data plans. Our Alltel plan, grandfathered into Verizon, was so old -- and also pretty cheap for two phones.

So basically I figured we had three options: Plan A would be to just get Mrs. Dr. Phil a new phone. Plan B would be both get new phones. Plan C would be to jump to smart phones and get a data plan.

The little Verizon store in Standale was very pleasant -- it's actually a 3rd party franchise, but that's okay -- and they were very helpful. They even had just gotten in the Motorola Droid Turbo, so I could look at it.

But jumping to a usable data plan for smart phones would basically double the monthly cost for us.

Do they even make usable flip phones anymore? (grin) They had one, an LG model.

What about slider phones? I had always admired the original Motorola Droid when it came out. Actually they had two LG slider phones, one with a numeric keypad as well, and one with a touch screen.

Mrs. Dr. Phil finally decided on the last one:

The LG Extravert 2

And this turned out to be a problem. We could change our plan to one with unlimited voice and text and 500MB/month -- we have never really texted in our life -- for only about five bucks more a month. And at nearly seven years, we certainly qualified to get new phones. Our Alltel plan allowed my phone to have 20 texts a month, I think, but I never used it, except to receive free monthly notices from Alltel and Verizon about what the next bill would be. Mrs. Dr. Phil's number didn't have any free texts on it.

This is why we were looking at sliders, because if one was going to text, no way was I going to do the ABC DEF routine -- it was bad enough to input telephone numbers. And the Extravert 2 (which is not a typo by the way) with its touch screen AND slider could presumably text both ways. Plus, both phones would fit in the travel cases we already had.

The problem was... our Alltel plan couldn't be changed. To add a Verizon phone, we had to have a Verizon account. So Plan A, getting Mrs. Dr. Phil a new phone, was out. We were now on Plan D -- both get new phones and a new plan.

Our last two phones, covering a span of some twelve years, were identical models, which meant it was easy to trade batteries and use each other's phones. But I decided I liked the other, slightly smaller slider better:

The LG Cosmos 3

Now let's face it -- we had to do something today. LG is not a brand I would have just sought out if I was making a long-term purchase. I would've bought Motorola, Apple or Samsung. But I suspect that our text slider days are a stopgap before we go to smart phones, about the time that everyone has moved on phone glasses or Uberphones or something, and the ancient dinosaur smart phones will have become cheap. (grin) So I think these will be "good enough" for us for a couple of years. I am not expecting seven years plus from these phones.

Both phones have microSD card slots. A while back I had bought an 8GB SanDisk microSD card with SD card adapter for dirt cheap on Amazon, to provide some removable storage on OUEST, the College of Arts and Sciences laptop I got this year. Still available on Prime. Two cards for $13.90.

Most of the $99 we paid today covered taxes, a protector for the touch screen and other bits, not the phones themselves. The $10/month/phone credit on our bill pretty much covered the "cost" of my phone and just about all of Mrs. Dr. Phil's. It was actually cheaper than what we paid the day we got the RAZRs, partly because my Motorola 720 Bluetooth Borg implant works with the new phone. Must use handsfree while driving in Michigan.

The one problem we had was the age-old problem. Couldn't get the contact list off my RAZR onto the Cosmos, by either wire or Bluetooth. One of techs offered to take it home with him, but no... that would leave me (a) without a phone and (b) without the phone numbers I need. I was always too cheap to spend $50 and get Motorola's USB cable and CD-ROM software, and too not trusting to buy the same kit for $4.95 from any of a hundred vendors on eBay. Now, at least, the new phones have a backup through Verizon, which wasn't available in the Dark Ages seven years ago.

So, not the way I intended to spend the afternoon -- I had just booted ZEPPELIN to do writing when this all came down -- and not the way I intended to spend the weekend -- I have done A-G in the contact list manually. But we stopped what we were doing, had lunch, then hopped in the Blazer and drove on passable roads to Standale, then back to Allendale for the grocery run that had started all this. (grin) On the other hand, I'm getting good real world training of the slider keyboard, and a chance to see some of the crap I have in my contact list, so in a way, it's all good.

But I am glad I got my ConFusion reading story massaged into place last week. (evil-grin)

Dr. Phil
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dr_phil_physics: (rolling-stone-boat-2)
49 Hours To be Precise

Under DST2007, this was the weekend of "Fall Back" from the twice annual clock changes. Only one device -- an alarm clock -- automatically fails the DST2007 test. Even our digital thermostat with the new furnace knows both sets of DST rules and so pretty much only those date insensitive clocks needed to be changed.

With recent weather dipping down into the mid-20s and low-30s at night, and a couple of visible flakeages during Friday afternoon in West Michigan, it's been some nice fall weather lately. Today on Sunday it's finally the full blue sky and sunny I've wanted in order to shoot some reference photos with different lenses and settings with my Kodak DCS Pro SLR/n. (Update: wrote this note too early, haze settling in, it's wan sunlight and no bright blue sky anymore.)

The Bagel To Batteries To Litter Triangle Trade

We went out to Holland yesterday on errands. Stocked up on bagels -- got two baker's dozen. Felt good that I didn't get them in Kalamazoo on Friday, because Saturday they were half price. Then ran by the Holland Post Office to mail my mother's birthday card, and found they had a 4pm pickup which the Allendale P.O. doesn't, so that was a win. Then circled back and located a new Batteries Plus store. Our two Motorola Razr cellphones need new batteries, but I couldn't find any Motorola replacements that weren't actually old stock. Bought a pair of new Rayovac Li ion batteries, so unlike everyone else in the world, we'll continue to have cell phones that are two-and-a-half years old. Shocking, I know. Mrs. Dr. Phil also got a new watch battery for her Pulsar watch with no numbers and no second hand, which was got in Hancock MI back in the late 80s, I think.

And since the weather was fine, we drove over to Grandville to get some cat litter and some paper and a memory card. Finally home, just in time to watch most of the Northwestern football game.

Gas Prices On The Move

Suspicious of motives? Moi?

Gasoline in West Michigan has ping-ponged a bit of late, but just before the election it dropped down to $2.67.9/gal. After the election, when many business and big oil friendly politicians get elected, gas shot up 18¢/gal to $2.95.9/gal, dropped briefly to $2.90.9 Saturday morning, then up another 19¢ to $3.09/9/gal an hour later.

I heard a pundit on the news explaining that gas prices rose because (a) there was a fire at a small Chicago refinery and (b) the Federal Reserve dumped $600 billion into the money supply and "devalued the dollar". Ri-ight...

I think gas prices were kept low all summer, compared to an earlier prediction of $3.50/gal summer gas, by the BP oil spill in the Gulf and the Enbridge oil spill into the Kalamazoo River. Now that both of those are no longer daily news items, and those evil socialists in Washington have been roundly defeated, I am NOT surprised that gas prices are jumping. And now that we've broken the three buck barrier, I expect $3.50/gal gasoline Real Soon Now. The frugal local conservatives should chew on that for a while. (evil grin)

Football & Such

Illinois scores 65 points yesterday. In a football game. And still lose. Michigan won 67-65 in 3OT. I turned into NU scoring 3 TDs in a row against Penn State, then PSU managed to run 3 unanswered TDs before we turned away, finally beating Northwestern 35-21. Sigh. At least Joe Paterno got his 400th win.

Before last Sunday's 60 Minutes, we'd never heard of Zenyatta, the mare who was 19-0 and going for a 20-0 retirement at Saturday's Breeder's Cup Classic at Churchill Downs. Despite another example of her terrific out-of-last-place acceleration, she just barely lost. A 19-1 career.

Last weekend's football had been disastrous. Michigan State ran into the University of Iowa at home buzz saw -- I've always maintained that Iowa at home is one of the toughest games in the Big Ten. And undefeated #1 D-II Grand Valley State University went up to Houghton lost last weekend to Michigan Tech in football. Unbelievable.

I can't root for anybody.

Dr. Phil
dr_phil_physics: (lifesavers-winslet)
An Oh Too Familiar Refrain

I get to the office about 8:40am for my 9am class. The message light on my phone is lit. There is just enough time to check to see what Important Message is in my voice mail box.

Alas & Sigh. The caller wanted to let Dr. Phil know that regarding the twins on heroin, that the mother should lose custody of those children.

Right. We'll get right on that. As soon as I lose my sanity and start hosting a psychology self-help television show. And do a piece on twins on heroin.

Where do these people get this telephone number from? Any place on my university website where I have the number, there's a link about that Other Dr. Phil fellow. You know, the one who knows Oprah and is rich and has a television show where they just did a piece about twins on heroin and their worthless mother?

Anyway, I'm not that guy. Don't call me and leave me a message about the TV show on my Physics Dept. phone voice mail.

And don't be one of those hit-and-run cowards who goes to all the trouble to dig through the Internet to find The Secret Actual Phone Number for Dr. Phil, expresses Extreme Disapproval -- and then doesn't bother to give a name. (evil grin)

Dr. Phil
dr_phil_physics: (lifesavers-winslet)
Sigh

I've written about this before, but it happens enough in letters and phone messages, that it bears repeating. I am NOT the Dr. Phil on TV.

I was last in my office on Monday 23 August 2010 and now it's September 1st. Mostly students either don't try to contact me or they use email, so I sometimes forget to check my voicemail while I'm away from the office for a week or ten days. So I get in today and the message light is on and the phone's display says there are two messages. The first was a reminder for something that already happened, no problems there. The second one, though. Sigh.

The Long Ramble Of Paula F.

Paula just wanted to leave me a message about "the show today" and the girl with the eating disorder. Paula wanted me to know that this is a real problem. She then rambled on about some girl she knew. In addition, she had read an "awesome book", for which she provided a proper citation and a page reference to a particular part which she quoted. Finally, she was glad of this opportunity to set the record straight, etc.

(I had to listen to the whole thing, since the voicemail system won't accept the delete command until the message is over -- or else there is a STOP command which I don't know about.)

First, the voicemail system doesn't give you a time stamp, so I don't know which show was "the show today". Second of all, you didn't leave a phone number or email, so not only will no one from the show ever contact you, I won't be able to either and direct you to the right place. Third of all, I am NOT the Dr. Phil on television and never have been. And anywhere you would've gotten my office phone number would have told you that!

Somewhere In North America

Probably in the South, given the ac-cent, there is a nice middle-aged woman feeling smug in the knowledge that she has set the Dr. Phil Show straight and given him/them important information. Too bad her research skills don't go beyond book citations and page references and grabbing phone numbers off the web, to include actually finding the right phone number for that Other Dr. Phil who is on television.

Remember the spotting features -- this Dr. Phil has hair, both on the top of his head and all over his face. And if the web page you've found says that This Is Not The Dr. Phil On Television and has a picture of a hairy fat guy who doesn't look at all like Phil McGraw, believe it. Accept no substitutes -- for either of us!

Dr. Phil

Bonus

Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:52
dr_phil_physics: (jodie-foster-vla)
Reuse - Recycle - Revenge

No sooner had I gotten my telephone "upgrade" on Monday and the flying squad of installers had moved on to another floor, I discovered that there was a huge pile of Cisco boxes stuffed into the recycling bin in the hallway. They were for the desk/handsets they'd just installed. Good quality heavy duty cardboard -- and large enough to put papers in.

Now since part of my summer project was to clean my office -- and I was expected to bring the book reports from the last semester to the office, both because a student was coming to office hours to get his paper and because Mrs. Dr. Phil wanted them out of the house (grin) -- having a box or bag or tote bag to put them in is always good. Alas, though I keep a selection of good sturdy Amazon and textbook boxes in my office, the secretaries know that I have a box stash and sometimes they come up and see if I have anything suitable for something they need to mail. So I'd been fairly recently cleaned out of such boxes.

Have I mentioned recently how much I love the word serendipity?

Un-May-ish Weather

Though much of the first half of May hasn't been actually terrible, in terms of weather, it has featured some days of cold and/or rain. And we're still having to use the furnace, especially in the mornings, as the temps start out in the 30-45°F range. Tuesday's forecast sun didn't actually show up until about 7:30pm, but today has brought out the blue skies and a bright nearby star. Temp is supposed to get up to the 70s today -- and into the 80s by next week. Looks like May in West Michigan is going to go from early spring right into summer very quickly.

How 'Bout Them Gas Prices?

I haven't ranted about gas in a while, partly because they've been somewhat directionless for a while. I hate it when pundits announce what they think gas prices will soar to, because it always seems that they're giving carte blanche to the gas stations, who seem to immediately raise the prices to the new "target" sooner, rather than later. That looked to be the case going into Easter, but since then, it's been stable with a couple of odd bounces of ±20 cents a gallon for no good reason. (grin) After flirting with near $3/gallon gas, things have dropped back down to $2.80.9/gal for regular. Indeed, on Monday regular was $2.83.9/gal and I had a 60 cents a gallon discount coupon from the grocery story for its gas station, which took a little of the sting off the price.

Earlier they projected $3/gallon by Memorial Day and $3.50/gallon for the summer, but that we wouldn't see $4/gallon. Now, despite the ongoing Great Spewing Gulf Oil Well Project, they re-projected that summer gasoline won't be much more than $3/gallon. Not sure I quite believe that, but we'll see.

I R A G-nius

While sometimes Mrs. Dr. Phil looks askance at me, despite my bad habits of piling stuff up, I actually tend to have procedures and rules for things that I do all the time. Backing up files and moving them daily between office and home machines is a definite priority. On July 1st I'll be teaching my next class, the same as I just taught. In fact, this will be the 16th time that I've taught PHYS-2070 University Physics II (E&M) at WMU. However, the last time I taught this course in the summer was back in 2002.

Now the main machine I am using at the office is one I acquired in 2005. It hasn't been necessary for it to have all of the files from the older machines, so I checked and it only went back to the 7th time I taught PHYS-2070. No problem, I already had one of my older machines running, so I found the Physics .ZIP files from Summer 2002, copied them onto a Swiss Army Memory, dumped them onto the newer machine, made a directory, unzipped the files and voilà! I'm not sure it took more than 30 seconds.

I love it when a plan comes together. (A-grin)

Writing Projects

Tuesday was a very productive day. I shipped three stories submissions, including one which hadn't gone to market before. I'd planned on just the last one, but after one market sent me a Hold request and said I was free to submit something else (thank you!) and I got a very nice rejection, I sent out two more. All three were electronic submissions, including the one to Asimov's, two of which used the Clarkesworld e-sub system.

I don't prefer one method over the other -- electronic versus traditional snailmail. On the one hand I like having a pile of paper representing a story. On the other, e-subbing is certainly fast and you very quickly know if they've got it. (grin) One thing for sure, I don't scrimp in my procedures for e-subs over traditional. I take the same care to review and possibly revise the manuscript, and I take care to write the appropriate cover letter for the market. I believe that 8 of my 14 published stories (9 of 15 if you count my next publication) were done as e-subs. Does that mean traditional is dead? Or just that I've sold a number of stories to lower paying e-sub markets? (grin)

Net result, though, is I treat all submissions seriously.

Now I have to figure out what writing project is next. Oh, I have some essays to write for the teaching side of things. One on repeating courses and perhaps one on cheating. (evil grin)

Dr. Phil

Office Upgrade

Monday, 17 May 2010 16:13
dr_phil_physics: (red-planet-fix-spaceship)
My Labors Have Paid Dividends

Anyone who has followed me for a long time knows that my office/desk is a mess. Occasionally, it gets beaten down to more manageable dimensions and the Summer of 2010 is one of these scheduled events. Alas, a leisurely sort through and disposal of excess paperage was not to be, because today was the day Everett Tower was supposed to be getting new phones. Internet phones. Which means they needed access to the RJ-45 jack on the wall. The one in the corner behind the desk. The desk which hasn't been moved since about 2002. Not that this office has a lot of room in it to begin with. It was apparently some sort of a utility closet with a window. (grin) I say that because the door has a return spring, something that a normal office door does not.

Anyway, I figured there were two options, both of which I planned for. (1) Clear out the pile of papers on the desk and the pile of CD-ROM and DVD disks on the top of the disk storage unit that lives on the board over the monitor. That way the desk could be swung out if it had to be moved. (2) The network cable actually comes over onto the front of the desk where it plugs into a surge protector. If the new system can plug in there, we don't have to move anything.

This is from several years ago...

Either way, I planned to make an extra trip in today and try to intercept the IT crew as it came around and find out what they wanted. Except no one knew when they were going to come by. Anyway, so I went down the hall to bug some people and naturally around 2pm there was some commotion in the hallway as a sort of flying crew carrying Cisco boxes began to knock on doors. Ah-ha!

Turns out that Option 2 was completely acceptable. Also turns out that the redoing of WMU's phones has been going on for a couple of years already -- and they're using Cisco phones and well established hardware and software. Good, because I know some people who have been having a miserable VOIP experience. Anyway, after the phone booted up -- I know, I know, every damn thing has to boot up these days -- and they corrected the dummy number from having a prefix "3" to the proper prefix "7" AND got my name spelled correctly in the directory, a real advantage of having a speaker phone and someone installing this in real time, the thing is installed.

And yes, I wanted it in the "front" of my office on the "Tower of Computers", because that way I can catch the phone just inside the door, instead of coming all the way around my desk if it's ringing and I'm coming in from the conference room next door. Also, the message light -- which had been the bane of my existence the entire time we used the old system, because the old system didn't like me very much -- is no longer hidden behind the seat of the chair when I come into the office.

I thoughtfully provided a prompt so you can actually SEE where the phone is in the cacophony of imagery here. (grin)

So... progress. We hope.

Now on to more productive uses for my time!

Dr. Phil
dr_phil_physics: (wary-winslet)
This Message Has Zero Chance Of Working

Phone message from Tuesday 9-22...

The following isn't quite a verbatim transcript because I don't care enough to listen to this message too many more times:

This message is for Phil.
Hello? Hello? There are two kinds of people who call me "Phil" right off the bat. People who really know me. And skunks who've never met me, but are trying to be my best new pal. A lot of people, even close friends and family, call me Dr. Phil. The hooey meter is quivering around 10 already.
My name is Mark Sitsema.
Who? The last name was said quickly and only once, so it's just a guess. Right. Like I am just supposed to know? Or are you hiding something?
It probably won't ring a bell.
Okay, so you're saying you would be in the category of people calling me "Phil" who have no idea who I am. Which means you should've spelled your name for me. I take notes.
But your name was referred to me.
Really? By whom?
I am a business owner in Grand Rapids.
Um, you're not telling me who referred my name? That's odd.
So -- what's the name of your business?

And I'm looking to open some new offices in the area.
Um, you're not telling me what the name of your business is. But it needs more offices in the area? What are you selling, cell phone plans? Investment securities? Fajitas?
I don't know if you're keeping your career options open.
Right... because you really don't know me at all. And I don't think I ever talk about "career options". And if I did, it would start involving a B.A. in Integrated Sciences, an M.S. in Physics and a Ph.D. in Applied Physics. Just sayin'.
But if you are keeping your career options open.
And if I was keeping my career options open, you're now going to tell me what this is about, because I am not getting any love for this phone message.
If you could call my business partner Stacy at 616-8xx-6xx3
Stacy? Stacy? Oh... STACY! Never heard of Stacy. Such a good business partner, Stacy doesn't even have a last name. Sounds like an employee, not a partner. Oh, and love how well you're telling me what your business is -- I am just champing at the bit to find out... not.
She can provide some additional information for what we're looking for.
This is sounding so much like a boiler room operation at this point -- I cannot tell you how excited I am about dialing this number and talking to Stacy to find out if SHE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCKING SCAM IS AT THIS POINT.
That's Stacy at 616-8xx-6xx3.
Oh good phone skills. You repeat Stacy NoLastName and the Magic Phone Number. AND YOU STILL DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKING CAREER OPTION IS AT THIS POINT.

And I've Just Outed Your Poor Business Skilz

Mark Sitsema, or whatever your name is -- your phone message was lame, lame, lame. And you really don't know me if you thought this would pique my interest.

No. It doesn't.

But with a healthy dash of snark, I feel much better now.

Dr. Phil
dr_phil_physics: (lifesavers-winslet)
Arrive At Office, Voicemail Light Is On

Dial voicemail, then access code. First message.

The first (and only message) is from someone who mumbles their first name. Then gives their phone number. "I don't have access to the Internet. But I need the phone number of the real Dr. Phil."

Okay, let's remind you here, Sparky. I AM a real Dr. Phil.

Now, I will concede that there are other Dr. Phils out there, and one other Dr. Phil in particular of whom I believe you are speaking. But there is not a Dr. Phil Club where we have super sekrit meetings and trade phone numbers. I certainly don't have TV Phil's phone number, and anyway, it isn't my business to enable you to contact so-called entertainment/psychology shows.

What is strange is that you claim you don't have access to the Internet. Then how did you get my office phone number at Western Michigan University? I checked -- and area code 306, the one given in the voice mail, is in Saskatchewan CANADA. WTF?

No, really.

What you really need to do is go to your public library and get some help from a reference librarian. At the very least, they'll be able to pull up the Dr. Phil Show FAQ page and discover they don't have a direct phone line to Dr. Phil either.

I swear, someone must be making money given people my office contact information and swearing that I can get them in touch with "the real Dr. Phil".

Sigh.

Dr. Phil

Hello, Moto

Sunday, 17 February 2008 17:13
dr_phil_physics: (kate-neverland-cell)
New Phones


Saturday, which was a perfectly lovely and sunny day, I had to run out to the Alltel store on Alpine Avenue to buy us two new phones. No, the pair of Motorola V60i cell phones we bought in January 2003 still work fine, thank you very much. But back in November we got a letter from Alltel informing us that our phones would have to be replaced by 31 March 2008. Seems the FCC is taking back some frequencies from the cell phone providers, bands used for analog service and the V60i's handle both digital and analog. Can't have them roaming and broadcasting on radio frequencies no longer assigned to them. Alltel's been our case for over a year to get new cell phones anyway, because the V60i doesn't have built-in GPS which now that we have Enhanced 9-1-1, is actually useful to the emergency services people.

Net result, the V60i's are over five years old, maybe it's time to replace them. Then again, my first Motorola MicroTAC lasted around eight years or so until I was unable to find a decent battery for it. (grin) The Alltel guys have such fun trying to figure out our ancient rate plans.

In With The New


Really, all we need are cellphones. We don't need a helluva lot of other beeps and whistles. The built-in camera, okay, that can be handy. But we are not going to be downloading ring tones, games, etc. to our phones.

Then why a RAZR? It's thinner, wider and longer than the V60i -- which actually makes it easier to hold. Color screen is a lot brighter. And it holds some 500 phone numbers, not 99. Indeed, I have, er had, nearly 99 numbers in my old V60i, and they had a lovely nest of wires hooked up to a PC which allowed them to dump everything from V60i to RAZR V3a.

Er, Not Quite

While it is true I did not have to rekey every single entry, I did find that "standards" have apparently changed. On my MicroTAC, Speed Dial #1 was hardwired for 9-1-1. On my V60i, I had to set Speed Dial #1 to 9-1-1, it wanted to make it Voicemail. And on the RAZR, because Speed Dial #1 was set to Voicemail, then (a) every entry in my V60i's contact list got the wrong Speed Dial number and (b) when it copied the contract list, it just copied the list, not the Speed Dial numbers, so there were no gaps in the list.

I had to sit there with V60i in my left hand and RAZR in my right and thumb through a lot of menus to manually synchronize the Speed Dial numbers, so that when I called my parents this afternoon, I actually got them instead of some emergency number at Western Michigan University.

I hate it when "easy to use" and "easy to upgrade" technology clearly isn't. It's just sloppy programming and sloppy attention to details.

Bottom Line

Because we were required to get new phones, we got nice new ones without any change in our current rate plan, which is actually a saving over we'd probably get set up with if we were starting from scratch. Since we haven't banged our heads on our current minutes allotments, I think we're good. (grin)

Dr. Phil

UPDATE: Dead photos updated 1-10-2015.

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