dr_phil_physics: (7of9voyager)
Or... The Problem With Low Information Click Bait -- Part III

So I've posted twice about an egregious Triple-Redundant Click Bait on Tesla or something from last Monday (DW) (LJ) and Friday (DW) (LJ).

Well, Evelyn Hernandez was BACK on my Facebook with an all-new Sponsored post, but this time she listened and actually has a personal claim! Sort of... I am disappointed that the overall savings claim has dropped from "up to 75 percent" to just "slash your electric bills by 70 percent". Or maybe that tells you how realistic their new claims are -- they don't have to be outrageous and strain your credulity:


I never built anything in my entire life but this was so easy I was making my own electricity in 3 short days. If you have a couple of minutes I definitely recommend giving this video a watch.
And look at this: "Electric companies are trying to keep this technology from being exposed! This small versatile machine can power any electrical device..."

Um, still sounds like a portable generator.

And I have NO idea what the graphic is trying to show us here. We're igniting light bulbs from the inside? Will this still work with a CFL or an LED bulb? You just don't know.

My friend Eric, of course, gets in on the joke. Referring to movie The Prestige, a movie I highly recommend if you haven't seen it***, where David Bowie played Nikola Tesla...
Eric VanNewkirk If you clicked through, you'd see that the important thing about the generator is that it's the duplicate gennie that showed up in the field alongside those top hats and kittens when he "failed" to teleport it.
Hope he didn't actually click through.

And it gets better. Because while I won't click on such bait, I can look at a Facebook page. And look, Evelyn Hernandez isn't a person, she's a Community.

You have to "Ask for Evelyn Hernandez's website". Now who does that? Except scammers and people who need to hide their identity on a regular basis. And if you look for more information:

About Evelyn Hernandez
No information available for this Page.

Scrolling down, this Facebook page seems to be about skin care products and food. I don't see the Tesla thingies at all. But I'm not the only getting this crap, because:

Visitor posts...Please stop sharing this scam stuff about Tesla.



Oh yeah, I just want to rush to click on a link titled ENCRYPTED.

Personally, I think that this could be some maybe legit reposting page that has gotten hijacked by spammers? That would be the most charitable view.

But either way, I'm not clicking on ANY of those links.

The ball is back in your court Evelyn Hernandez. And what about you, Christine Bishop?

Dr. Phil

*** -- Including the always wonderful Michael Caine and a non-CGI Andy Serkis!
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dr_phil_physics: (7of9borg)
Oh look, she's back. The lady with the Sponsored Facebook post that might be about Tesla and stabbing -- or not (DW) (LJ):



Same triple threat retreaded low information click bait info repeated three times. But it's a new picture. What IS that thing? At least the last time I recognized a portable generator.

Wait, this isn't the same person. Because further down in today's Facebook feed we get a rerun of the Sponsored FB post I displayed from Evelyn Hernandez on Monday:



Oh Christine Bishop, you're a copycat. If I'd had doubts that this wasn't a clickbait scam, they're gone now. And nice touch that both these "ladies" are blonds.

Sigh. I can see I'll be getting more of these "posts" in my feed for days now, maybe weeks.

I swear we need a better class of scammer.

Dr. Phil
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dr_phil_physics: (darth-winslet)
Facebook is full of funny stuff. Some of it is meant to be cute and/or funny. Some is funny ironically. Or WTF or Are Your Kidding Me?

Then there are the Ridiculous Questions posts -- Did Martians Land in Hawaii and Steal Obama's Birth Certificate? Any of those links which ask a question, the answer is almost always NO.

And the Top 25 Celebrities Who Look Different Today Than As Children posts. Which when you get to the link take FOREVER to go through all 27 pages (including front and back cover pages) to try to see 25 results. Of course the pages take so long because they take so much time loading ads and links to more click bait pieces.

These are easy to ignore. And I do.

But there's a class of Low Information Click Bait which just infuriates me:



Okay, I think I get it. "See why Tesla was stabbed in the back 3 times for this endless energy device. This may cut your electricity bill by as much as 75%."

My question is -- why the hell do you have to repeat three times? The article apparently starts with those two lines. The headline is based on that. And the (Sponsored) poster took the time to cut-and-paste those two lines in a comment.

For what earthly purpose? There are three opportunities to give us information -- and at least two of them are wasted.

Now, Tesla was an interesting figure. And he was involved in many fights with other people. But was he physically stabbed in the back three times? Or is this merely metaphor? And the photograph shows a portable generator. What, are you telling me I can save on my electric bill by running my generator? Gee, thanks, Sparky. I'll get right on it.

I will never click on such a link. But whether it is some cut and clever sales pitch -- it IS a Sponsored post after all -- or some conspiracy theory or fake invention tale, why should I read the same text three times?

Use a little imagination, folks! I'd even take the old "I saved $23.18 on my electric bill the first month!" hype.

Idiots.

On a happier note -- Ms. Winslet, Photoshopped as a Sith above, is celebrating her 40th birthday today. Happy birthday!

Dr. Phil
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I've never owned a VW -- or an Audi or a Porsche -- nor have I ever driven one. But there's no denying the influence it has had over many generations.

The VW Beetle became a symbol of students, counterculture and nascent Yuppies. The Thing. The Carmen Ghia. The Rabbit. The New Beetle.

FWD Rabbits could deal with U.P. winters and hundreds flocked the 100+ miles from Houghton to Marquette MI to buy one.

Diesel Rabbits could get 50 mpg. FIFTY. Both car and pickup truck.

I daresay the Rabbit proved to a skeptical American public that there would be life with cars after the oil embargoes and CAFE standards. And a whole lotta economy cars which came out, looked vaguely like the Rabbit/Golf. And then they went and put a trunk on it.

The White Plains PD had Fuzz Bugs, Beetles with lights and so much gear they topped out at 45 mph. And the Greensboro NC PD had the Fuzz Bunnies -- preliminary versions of the Wulfsburg/GTI Rabbit/Golf -- which could run down cars at over 140 mph.

And now this... It's not a scandal, it is fraud. I am not sure how VW can survive this.

-- They rigged their diesel cars for years to disable the antipollution gear, except during emissions testing.

-- They dumped NO2 and other gasses into the air at up to forty times the maximum rate.

-- 11 million vehicles in the U.S.? Exactly how are they going to "fix" these? And when they do...

-- The lawsuits for not delivering the performance they were sold, particularly when their VWs run with less pep after they are "fixed", are going to be legendary.

-- Their stock, valued at $80B last week, slid by 33%, though they are "only" down 29% now.

-- And Europe is even more invested in clean diesel. It took until Monday before I heard that France and Germany are investigating, too.

How many people knew about this? I mean, I usually go around and blame corporate stupidity on the middle managers, trying to justify their existence. And aceing the pollution tests while delivering performance the rest of the time? It's a dream come true. But this dates back far enough, those turkeys may actually be gone from the company.

And then there's the testing bit. How do the cars know they are being tested? Do you have to plug into the car's computer? Do you flip a switch? Do you only allow the testing to be done at authorized VW and Audi dealers? In which case, how many of them are in the scam?

Make no mistake about this. This is not an accident. This is not a design flaw. This is not an error which couldn't be factored in because the cars are lasting beyond their expected lifetime. Nope. This is deliberately trying to game the system.

Who is going to trust VW/Audi again? Who is going to paint suspicion on ALL diesel manufacturers? Hint: it's already happening. I've heard twice about people wondering if BMW diesels are crooked, too, or even as far as "of course they are crooked." If I was BMW, I'd sue VW.

I'm old enough to remember the early Mercedes diesel cars from the 60s and 70s. They were sooty, to be sure, but Mercedes was working on them. And in the early 70s they actively campaigned to get diesel pumps put in car gas stations in the U.S. -- and published maps showing where you could find diesel pumps outside of a truck stop.

The brother of a friend of mine worked on the development of the antipollution/soot gear put in some of the big rig diesel engines. I like diesels. Today's diesel cars have great performance and... and...

And VW has sunk diesels back at least twenty years, if not more, in the U.S. and world markets.

What a bunch of crooks.

And stupid? They were SO clever to come up with their cheat, that they never thought about the consequences of when their fraud was discovered -- and it WAS going to be discovered one day.

Assholes.

Dr. Phil
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